JLamb, did you delete your twitter? I used to enjoy your tiny hilariousnesses. — Asked by withabang

Indeed I did. The tinyness of that place was scary - like being stuck in a sandwich bag or a Crown Royal pouch.

jonbershad:

johnztownsend:

I was kind of a different person in the 90’s. 

All cool people! Watch JZT as one of the many guest stars in the big Kindly Midwesterner finale!

I am literally watching this right now and said “Is that John Zachary Townsend?”

jonbershad:

johnztownsend:

I was kind of a different person in the 90’s. 

All cool people! Watch JZT as one of the many guest stars in the big Kindly Midwesterner finale!

I am literally watching this right now and said “Is that John Zachary Townsend?”

Katey ever great.
See her show, no all of them.
Do not doubt, just go.

Katey ever great.

See her show, no all of them.

Do not doubt, just go.

Movie Rumor I’m Trying To Start
In the (allegedly upcoming) Ant Man movie, Dr. Henry Pym is experimenting with new forms of artificial intelligence. He is recruited by S.H.I.E.L.D. in the obligatory post-credits scene. He then uses his research to make a self-aware robot out of a retired Agent Coulson life model decoy - which becomes The Vision.
Thanks to Joe Starr for sparking this idea.

Movie Rumor I’m Trying To Start

In the (allegedly upcoming) Ant Man movie, Dr. Henry Pym is experimenting with new forms of artificial intelligence. He is recruited by S.H.I.E.L.D. in the obligatory post-credits scene. He then uses his research to make a self-aware robot out of a retired Agent Coulson life model decoy - which becomes The Vision.

Thanks to Joe Starr for sparking this idea.

Thanks to everyone who came out to The Gospel of Judas last night! If you missed it, tonight is your last chance to catch the show at the Brick in Williamsburg!

Thanks to everyone who came out to The Gospel of Judas last night! If you missed it, tonight is your last chance to catch the show at the Brick in Williamsburg!

Johnna, Joey and I finally settled one of New York’s greatest debates at Lloyd Night last week. I present the results in chart form.

Johnna, Joey and I finally settled one of New York’s greatest debates at Lloyd Night last week. I present the results in chart form.

Dolph Lundgren is [an ex-Marine], and one night he gets attacked by ninjas in his house and falls with the ninjas into a vortex back in time. And then it turns out it’s fifty years after ‘In The Name Of The King’ ended, and [fantasy land] Ehb is destroyed, and Jason Statham and everybody who was in the first part got wiped out… And Dolph is the son of Jason Statham, and he was sent into the future and brought up in an orphanage, because the parents felt they would all die. So he is basically the last survivor of the kingdom…
Uwe Boll made a sequel to In the Name of the King and this is the “plot”
The sketch/play/show I wrote, The Gospel of Judas is going to be at the Brick Theater in Williamsburg this weekend. The show is only $5, in a great post-show drinks neighborhood and you can reserve tickets at: https://web.ovationtix.com/trs/pr/913627 
If you’ve seen the show and liked it and felt so compelled to reblog this post to spread the word, then may the Great Cosmic Mercenary always protect you!

The sketch/play/show I wrote, The Gospel of Judas is going to be at the Brick Theater in Williamsburg this weekend. The show is only $5, in a great post-show drinks neighborhood and you can reserve tickets at: https://web.ovationtix.com/trs/pr/913627 

If you’ve seen the show and liked it and felt so compelled to reblog this post to spread the word, then may the Great Cosmic Mercenary always protect you!

Author R.L. Stine on writing for children and his critics.

The Gospel of Judas, a little play I wrote, returns to the Brick theater in Williamsburg this Friday and Saturday night. You might want to do that whole reservations thing since we sold out last time. Buy your tickets now at: https://web.ovationtix.com/trs/pr/913627

The Gospel of Judas, a little play I wrote, returns to the Brick theater in Williamsburg this Friday and Saturday night. You might want to do that whole reservations thing since we sold out last time. Buy your tickets now at: https://web.ovationtix.com/trs/pr/913627

I loved the 90s. We all dressed like fishermen at a rave.

I loved the 90s. We all dressed like fishermen at a rave.

A week from today, The Gospel of Judas returns to the Brick theater in Williamsburg! You might want to do that whole reservations thing, we sold out last time. Buy your tickets now at: https://web.ovationtix.com/trs/pr/913627

A week from today, The Gospel of Judas returns to the Brick theater in Williamsburg!

You might want to do that whole reservations thing, we sold out last time. Buy your tickets now at: https://web.ovationtix.com/trs/pr/913627