May 2012
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May 15th
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withabang asked: JLamb, did you delete your twitter? I used to enjoy your tiny hilariousnesses.
May 13th
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May 12th
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May 12th
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“Dolph Lundgren is [an ex-Marine], and one night he gets attacked by ninjas in...”
– Uwe Boll made a sequel to In the Name of the King and this is the “plot”
May 11th
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May 10th
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May 2nd
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Administrative Ninja Seeks Village to Protect
I found this listing on Craigslist. It’s all pretty standard hiring language, until the very end, where it prompts applicants to answer the following three questions: 1. Why you are interested in working for Panjiva 2. Why you feel that you would be perfect for this position 3. Why you’re awesome …and then the ad gives this warning. WARNING: Generic cover letters, along...
May 2nd
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May 1st
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Look at this, Justin Lamb! Episode 3 of This Can't... →
thomasmwilson: Seeing as how you’re the only person following this Tumblr that isn’t on the podcast, I’m addressing this to you specifically. Not sure why I’m putting this here anyway since you’ve seen it on Keith and Sean’s things already and also have been aware of this as a thing for a long time now. Like the picture of the cat I put on here? Hmm…Well…How ya doin’? Things okay? Hope its...
May 1st
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Thrones Post Game: The Ghost of Harrenhal →
joestarr: My recap of last night’s Game of Thrones is up! It’s not TV. It’s HBO’s Game of Thrones last episode summarized by Joe. 
May 1st
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April 2012
42 posts
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WatchWatch
My cat, underscored by the Gin Blossoms.
Apr 30th
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Apr 23rd
This Can't Be It - Episode 2 →
Jesse Neil and Sarah Burton join host Sean O’Reilly at the underground palace to talk about Ghostbusters, Mike Tyson, Taxes, The WB, and Sean’s butler in this week’s This Can’t Be It.
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“The 400 bags of beans were headed for the Williamsburg factory of Mast Brothers...”
– I (like you I’m sure) thought about starting an small, artisanal tea shoppe in Brooklyn, but this New York magazine article convinced me that I don’t have the Melville for it.
Apr 17th
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Apr 14th
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Quotes from Wikipedia That Confirm My Suspicions...
“One of the detectives involved, Brenda (Roxanne Hart), is an expert in metallurgy, and recognises Fasil’s sword as a historical artifact, probably worth over a million dollars.” “Other deleted, and subsequently lost, moments include a scene of Connor, Kastagir and Bedsoe partying at a bar and one in which Connor shows Brenda his katana after sex.” “By 1999,...
Apr 13th
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daveloves90scomics asked: There's a guy who works at the coffee shop near my apt and he looks like a smaller, brunette version of you. Thoughts?
Apr 13th
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joestarr asked: If a sentient army of robots that hate wizards formed a group call WHAMMOGUN what would the acronym stand for?
Apr 13th
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Anonymous asked: If Michael Jackson had an album called "Thryller" instead of "Thriller," what songs would be on it? -David Guzman
Apr 13th
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joestanton asked: You mentioned that your grandfather was Nashville royalty. You ever meet any famous country people?
Apr 13th
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Ask Away! →
Work is slow today, so feel free to inquire about things I may, or may not, know the answer to! You’ve earned it!
Apr 13th
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