Justin Lamb

How to Procrastinate

Sit down to do finish revisions on script.

Spotify plays Human League’s “Human.”

Reminded of friend Bob Brindley.

Decide to post the music video on his wall.

Remember you have no significant mutual reason for associating that song with him that he would understand.

Try to remember why you associate that song with him.

Decide to find other song to post on Facebook Wall.

Post Michael Jackson’s “Man in the Mirror.”

Watch full 10 minute Smooth Criminal sequence (with the Jazz break) from Moonwalker.

Post video on Tumblr.

Revise two pages.

Someone reblogs the Smooth Criminal video.

Check that blog.

See poster for the Brainwash Open Mic in San Francisco on that blog.

Decide to send poster to a couple of old friends with pithy quote.

Search for pithy quote about things being the same as they used to be.

Google: quotes about change.

Google: quotes about eventuality.

Google: quotes about nothing changing.

Finally find quote.

Send that poster and quote to friends.

Post Quote you found on Tumblr.

Post Quote you found on Facebook.

Write email to friends describing sequence of events.

Post sequence of events on Tumblr.

Resume listening to Spotify.

Finally finish revisions.